Monday, December 4, 2006

Stanford Football 2007

Even though the 2006 Stanford Football season ended only 48 hours ago, the minions at the Arrillaga Family Sports Center are already hard at work preparing for next season. Specifically, the Football marketing department has already come up with a short list of slogans for the 2007 season. You may remember the 2006 slogan - it was "Hi-Def Football: So Close, You Can Hear the Players Quitting on the Bradford M. Freeman Director of Football". Anyway, according to my source in the department, these are the finalists for slogans for next year's football team.

5. Stanford Football 2007: Because We Couldn't Fire All the Players
4. Stanford Football 2007: Third Time's A Charm
3. Stanford Football 2007: We ARE Nebraska
2. Stanford Football 2007: Return to Relevance
1. Stanford Football 2007: New Players, New Coach, Same Old Lousy Results

3 comments:

Omar S. said...

#5 is the best.

Omar S. said...

I would add #6 - "The Norminal Chowpionship."

Vamsi said...

#7 Mikeonal Leachampionship